Unapologetic.

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What’s the problem?

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It’s not like he was using it anymore.

Sacrilege on Sale.

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You, the TF2 clowns, and everyone else for some reason— But no, sorry, Ellis is weirdly attached to that thing.

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Fortunately, there are other hats on the market…

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Tone Deaf.

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♪♫ EVERY LADY’S CRAZY WHEN HER DADDY’S NOT AROUND!  NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA!!

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Hey Ellis— Who sings that song?

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Aw Nick, c’mon man!  You know it’s the Midnight Ride-

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LET THEM.

Safe Bets.

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Well let’s see— Only an idiot would get between Coach and his chocolate, but Ro is the only good looking woman around for miles, so…

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Hmm…

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Guess that settles that.

Green Light Special.
Hair Care.

Kings of the World.

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Kings of the World.

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Sterile.

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Tch—  Of course I have.  All the time!

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You’d have to be an idiot to forget to clean something like that.

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…I’ve made a huge mistake.

Nerf Herder.

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Tch— Hokey movies and fictional weapons are no match for a good gun at your side, kid.

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…..

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…But obviously it’d be blue.

Goes Down Smooth.

ask-keith:

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"Keith’s Kiwi Kamikaze?"

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Ugh

—Seriously, how are you still alive?

Just a Number.

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Well, yeah, thanks.  I like to think I’m pret—

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Wait— What do you mean, “for a 35 year old?!”

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(( Big congrats to beepsandwhistles and thank you to everyone who tried their luck, wanted to (really sorry again international types), or follow this blog regardless of the giveaway!
I’d give you all stuff if I could, someone please take Ellis, so thanks again for all the asks, likes/reblogs, follows, and support you’ve given Nick here! ))

(( Big congrats to beepsandwhistles and thank you to everyone who tried their luck, wanted to (really sorry again international types), or follow this blog regardless of the giveaway!

I’d give you all stuff if I could, someone please take Ellis, so thanks again for all the asks, likes/reblogs, follows, and support you’ve given Nick here! ))

(( Just a quick reminder that this is happening, and I’ll be drawing a winner on the 20th. Don’t forget to go reblog it if you want to enter— good luck! ))

(( Just a quick reminder that this is happening, and I’ll be drawing a winner on the 20th. Don’t forget to go reblog it if you want to enter— good luck! ))

Dead or Alive.

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Yeah.  I found them and first of all, this is NOT a poster for a missing person.

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And second— You didn’t even get my nose right!

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Lord No.

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….

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COACH!  IT’S FOR YOU.